dualskar:

ducklings stalking and viciously attacking a poor defenseless dog

lologif:

wtf

condorn:

I’m laughing so hard

princessgarynuman:

fuck

sodamnrelatable:

trying to leave tumblr

troyesivan:

antisociallysplendid:

someone-not-me:

dent-arthur-dent:

drarna:

i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week

and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.

Without winning an oscar for either

somehow we always end up here

sluttyoliveoil:

excuse you

badwolflaurel:

swiggity swort hello old sport

pizza:

how did u know

potato-tots:

missingeharmony:

potato-tots:

potato-tots:

what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?

a pastatute

how many people unfollowed you because of this

20